// 01jokes.compile()
Jokes that compile
Every design is written by people who've debugged prod at 2am. No generic stock humor.
✓ 0 stock jokes
✦ works on my machine
✦ printed to order
✦ it's not a bug, it's a feature
✦ 30-day free rollbacks
✦ git commit -m "new shirt"
✦ ships with tracking
// new drop · spooky season
Spooky season is in prod.
8 new Halloween shirts for devs, data nerds and anyone haunted by legacy code.
Shop the spooky drop● printed to order · tracked shipping
Your favorite dev shirts
Premium tees, printed to order. Zero overproduction, zero tech debt.
// small business, big peace of mind
Made by devs, for devs
// 02print --on-demand
Printed to order
Each tee is printed when you order it. No overproduction, no landfill guilt.
✓ 0 overproduction
// 03git revert --free
30-day free rollbacks
Misprint, damage or wrong size? We'll make it right. No ticket queue.
✓ 30 days to revert
FAQ
Answers, no ticket required.
How does sizing work?
Unisex fit, true to size. Size up one for a relaxed, oversized look. Every product page has a size chart.
When will my order ship?
Each shirt is printed to order, usually within 2–5 business days, then shipped with tracking.
What if something's wrong?
Misprint, damage or wrong size: contact us within 30 days and we'll make it right.
Who makes these?
A small team of developers and data people who think a good joke beats a status meeting.